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tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.

mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

sswissfuckingcheese:

yomavin:

catladywash:

Only 90s kids remember.

IT’S BEEN TWO DAYS

sswissfuckingcheese:

yomavin:

catladywash:

Only 90s kids remember.

IT’S BEEN TWO DAYS

Anna: we used to be best buddies, but now -YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW

schmergo:

schmergo:

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up…

hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

miscsyntique:

Cuccos, blue shells, and bees.

No one is safe. We’re all going to die.

The trinity of death has been announced

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

takentoglasgow:

this film was a masterpiece

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Song: Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves
Plays: 159,370

cheshirewolfy:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

That kiLLD MEEEEEEEE
ITS PURE GOOOOLDDDDD

and Gavin wrote back “Hey thanks for the message. By the way, that turned my phone gay.”

fangirltothefullest:

This was seriously the best show

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to